March 2012
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
February 2012
fuckyeahreactions:
Hoy es 29 de febrero.Así que rebloguea esto o...
vashappenin-maale:
Time to do my homework.....
thefuuuucomics:
Submitted by andy
Ozil to receive award from German FA
oezilizedworld:
Real Madrid forward Mesut Ozil will be recognised as Germany’s player of the year for 2011 before Wednesday’s friendly with France in Bremen.
The 23-year-old, who has won 30 caps, topped a vote by members of the the German Football Association’s official fan club and will receive his award at the Weser Stadion.
“Of course I am delighted by this,” he said.
Read...
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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thatfutbolsensation:
preciozil:
Javier meets his idol (in Spanish)
I have never gushed and died over and over again so many times. jfksdghjghskghkjghsjghdskjghskjghkdghs - que es la vida! hahaha
Simon says jump.
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
me: hey
tumblr:
me: I like what you've done to the place.
tumblr:
me: it's very fresh
tumblr:
me:
tumblr: stop using missing e
canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: Gringos are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
thebackseatbadguy:
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
snorting
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
People talk too much… they speak too much, but they don’t say anything, that’s...
– Cristiano Ronaldo (via ibleedlosblancos)
Police officer: Anything you say will be held against you
Me: Holger Badstuber
mortson:
neeyo hoy menyoy
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