February 2012
220 posts
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
“People talk too much… they speak too much, but they don’t say anything, that’s...”
– Cristiano Ronaldo (via ibleedlosblancos)
Police officer: Anything you say will be held against you
Me: Holger Badstuber
mortson:
neeyo hoy menyoy
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Attractive Male: Yeah I like Real Madrid too.
Me:
Attractive Male:
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Attractive Male:
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Attractive Male:
Me: Okay so do you want our wedding in winter? Oh summer because I plan to wear a strapless dress. Or we can go to a match at the Santiago Bernabeu and get married on the field. We'll have first class entertainment with the whole team there as performers! Everything will be perfect. Hope you don't mind if I invite everyone I know, and that most of them are from the internet. Of course you can invite whoever you want. Oh, how many children do you want? 2 is a nice amount, one boy and one girl. When we die I think we should be cremated and our ashes spread around on this spot because this is where we fell in love. Okay, gotta go and tell my parents now.
whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
cristiamo:
Cules make me weep for humanity
varane:
you can’t hate Cristiano because he looks like an arrogant asshole
people think I’m innocent, shit marshmallows and all that fuzzy shit but i’m not
Kingdom Hearts, the ENTIRE PLOT. →
wingedprinceofrose:
deedeedeebee:
notdrunkenoughforthis:
timkarinn:
ihavebeensherlocked:
kordova:
kastiakbc:
owlpellets:
bathearst:
mugetsuu:
THIS IS PERFECT
==> You suddenly understand jack shit.
weeps
You forgot about THE DARKNESS
^^^
FUCK YOU ENTIRELY KINGDOM HEARTS
Remember when this was a cute game where you get to hang out with disney characters and save...
When someone's telling me their life issues and... →
funniest10k:
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
gothbaby:
once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
kanye west: never mind i'll find someone like me
